Bathroom chat

Questions and Answers

When my parents come to stay my mum will come into the bathroom for a chat whilst I am in the bath?

Q) We have always done this since I was a child but my wife thinks its odd and I should tell her to keep out, I don't know what to do! It would break her heart if I did this (my mums) - get me from this place between a rock and a hard thing

A) Hello?!?!?! Lock the bathroom door and tell her you can chat after you get out of the tub. Be a man for pete's sake!

Why evrything is forbidden in islam?

Q) forbidden: -listening to music -playing an instrument - Having a musical ringtone on your mobile - For a man to sit next to a woman on a bus and vice versa: best thing to do : walk - displaying picture on walls at home -taking photographs of human beings -For a woman to talk to a man who is not part of her family -watching television (may be the news but if the presenter is a woman than change channel at once!!) -reading magazines: unless all pictures have been removed before -playing chess/card/loto and other games -for girls to play with dolls -absolutely no pictures allowed on clothes/shoes/bags -Women not allowed tro wear perfume outside the house -msn/chatting is a no no -eating in a restaurant where alcohol is served -eating in a house where food has been cooked by non muslims -dancing -putting decorations of animals in the house or garden -having a dog -cutting off floers to be put in a vase -flying a kite -oral and anal s*x -interest and bank and saving accounts -drawing and painting people and living creatures (except if yo do not draw the eyes mouth nose and ears) -For a man to wear gold or silk and many more, life is so fun!!! Also -everytime you fart/sneeze on your own you have to apologize to Allah -everything you do must be done with the right hand -when you enter a house you have to enter with the right foot -when you leave the bathroom you leave with the left foot -each action must be done before hand by repeating a phrase specific to the action done. So i am wondering what is the % of muslims following all this rules?

A) It takes trhe guesswork out of wondering if you are sinning - you are, and that is all you need to know.

What is the grottiest pub in England?

Q) I went to a pub in Richmond, North Yorkshire (forget its name) where there wasn't even a SINK in the bathroom, never mind soap or anything else. It looked like someone had ripped it out. Added to that, there was nobody in the pub except the barman chatting to his friend at a table, and he pretended to ignore me for ages before condescending to serve me. Any other horror pubs the length and breadth of Albion, and what makes them horrible?

A) Thing is in Richmond there are decent pubs (quite a few of them) and squaddies' pubs (for nights out from Catterick). In sqauddie pubs, the benefit to the landlord of having a bunch of lads swilling down 15 pints each outweighs the lack of point in putting in anything that can be smashed/broken/ pulled out of the wall or otherwise destroyed. If you aren't Army you're not gonna be welcome in there, so sounds like you just got unlucky - wasn't the one at the top of the town square next door to the video rental place was it, by any chance??? That said I have only ever found one nice pub in the country called the Nag's head (Malvern Worcs) - all the other Nags heads I've ever been in are dives - wonder why that is....

How To Get A Life?

Q) It's never easy to overcome innate nerdity, a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core computer gaming habit, but trying usually isn't as painful as kidney stones. Here's how: Let go of the mouse. Turn off the computer. Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards. Eat something other than taco chips. Fart without recording it and putting it up your Web page. Get some sleep in bed rather than on your keyboard. Next time you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, don't tell everyone on your ICQ list about it. Open a window without turning your computer back on (yes, it is possible). Very gradually expose your eyes to increasingly bright light so as to avoid damage or permanent sun blindness. When you feel prepared for a massive dose of non-CRT radiation, put on welding goggles and go outside. If you see someone, say "Hi" to them instead of trying to make the modem connect sound. Visit a friend that you haven't spoken to in years because they don't have an email address. Have ".com" officially removed from behind your name. Go on a date with someone you didn't meet in a chat room.

A) sounds like you know from personal experience! is this what you had to do overcome innate nerdity? so i'm guessing your kinda normal now, good on ya!

Ha ha Made Me Laugh, What About You?

Q) Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman--already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet--who insisted he didn't need any help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."

A) lol best joke i have heard all night. Thanks for cheering me up.

What is the most embarassing thing you've done/said to a guy/girl?

Q) For me, I was chatting with a guy and having a great time. I was using lots of hand guestures and stuff while we were talking and after he left, I went to use the bathroom when I noticed that you could see that I was sweating REALLY badly under my arms. It embarassed me more to think about what he thought of me while I was chatting with him. Yikes.

A) At work our lunch tables are a little too close to the bathrooms and our secretary takes late lunches so at around 1:30pm my stomach started to hurt and I knew I had to go number 2 so I got up and ran to the bathroom and I accidentally slipped a fart right when I passed the lunch table where the secretary was enjoying her tuna salad.

joke::regulations?

Q) Hospital regulations required a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman - already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet - who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. "I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."

A) Hospital privileges We allow elderly patients who have been left behind by thier spouse to chase after him/her, with an auxillary nurse. We also allow them to take a choice of weapon. In the above case, she chose a very sharp dagger saying she would like to cut off a certain delicate body part.

what should i do????????????????????????

Q) my elderly neighbours are rather 'sprightly' and enjoy 'nite time activities!!' from my bathroom window i can see them and found it a turn on.the other day the old man (64) saw me watching and said that i was dogging and it was against the law then after a little 'over the garden fence chat' (actually bit of blackmail) asked me to 'assist' him in entertaining his wife. (60).i am only 20 what should i do?

A) oh my god why would u wanna watch them anyway

The Rules of the game?

Q) For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, but that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system: SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed.....+1 You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.....0 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets....-1 You leave the toilet seat up.....-5 You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty......0 When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex.....-1 When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom.....-2 (Got the idea? Don't worry, it gets worse....) You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5 In the snow .....+8 But return with beer.....-5 And no liners.....-25 You check out a suspicious noise at night.....0 You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing.....0 You check out a suspicious noise and it is something.....+5 You pummel it with a six iron.....+10 It's her cat.....-40 AT THE PARTY You stay by her side the entire party.....0 You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy.....-2 Named Tiffany.....-4 Tiffany is a dancer.....-10 With implants.....-18 HER BIRTHDAY You remember her birthday.....0 You buy a card and flowers.....0 You take her out to dinner.....0 You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar.....+1 Okay, it is a sports bar.....-2 And it's all-you-can-eat night.....-3 It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team.....-10 A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS Go with a pal.....0 The pal is happily married.....+1 The pal is single.....-7 He drives a Ferrari.....-10 With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED)...-15 A NIGHT OUT WITH HER You take her to a movie.....+2 You take her to a movie she likes.....+4 You take her to a movie you hate.....+6 You take her to a movie you like.....-2 It's called Death Cop III.....-3 Which features Cyborgs that eat humans.....-9 You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.....-15 YOUR PHYSIQUE You develop a noticeable pot belly.....-15 You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it.....+10 You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts.....-30 You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too.".....-800 THE BIG QUESTION - She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?" You hesitate in responding.....-10 You reply, "Where?".....-35 You reply, "No, I think it's your butt".....-100 Any other response.....-20 COMMUNICATION - When she wants to talk about a problem: You listen, displaying a concerned expression.....0 You listen, for over 30 minutes.....+5 You relate to her problem and share a similar experience.....+50 You're mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying "well, what do you think I should do?".....-100 You have fallen asleep.....-200 IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH You talk.....-100 You don't talk.....-150 You spend time with her......-200 You don't spend time with her.....-500 You seem to be enjoying yourself.....-1000 GAME OVER - YOU LOSE!!

A) Check the rulebook for more....lol

to talk, or not to talk?

Q) i live with a very social couple and they are completely opposite of how i am she wants to chat with me while her husband is gone and i would prefer to chill on my laptop and clean my room and take care of my baby, plus she always has something negative to talk about, how do i be polite and say i would rather you just not talk to me? she already has it in her head that us moving in with her is what we've been looking for but we are so anxious to move out, but then she would lose the house we want out but havent found a decent house yet. she just said everything would work great for her to get pregnant because my husband would be able to make the house payment and then spent forever saying how hard it would be because her husband would have to take another job while she stayed home hoping i'll help her w/ morning sickness in our small two room half bathroom/laundry room to there three big size full bathroom and we pay 500 plus more if we can. is this fair what do i do?

A) Wow.. You are in a pickle aren't you? First off, try to make the best of it. It's really hard to blend families. You have your way of doing things and they have theirs. It does seems like this was an arrangement that helps them a little more than it helps you, but you agreed and you are in the situation now. Best to try and make it work until you and your familiy can get out on your own. I would suggest spending as much time away from the dwelling as possible, with family or friends. Just don't be available to her. I wouldn't suggest openly debating her but I think it would be appropriate to tell her that this situation is temporary and let her know your intentions. This way maybe she will get the hint and not rely on your income as much and start making her own plans for the future WITHOUT considering your contribution. Good luck, you are in a very touchy situation.

bathroom chat?

Q) i was barely sitting down when i heard a voice from the other stall saying "hi how are you?" im not the type to start a conversation in the rest room, but i dont know what got into me so i asnwered, somewhat embarassed. "doin just fine!" and the other person says " so what are you up to?" what kind of question is that? at that point im thinking this is is too bizarre so i say, "uhhh, im like you, sittin here!" At this point im just trying to get out as fast as i can when i hear another question. "can i come over?" ok, this question is just too weird for me, but i figured i could just be polite and end the conversation. i said "no, im a little busy right now" then i hear the person say nervously, "listen, ill have to call you back. theres an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."

A) Holy crap that's funny

bathroom wall chat?

Q) is there anyway for anyone to find out who you are or see your profile???

A) Nope. Everything written on Bathroom Wall is completely anonymous.

Do most men wash thier hands after using the bathroom?

Q) I hope so but they seem to be so quick in the bathroom all the time that sometimes I wonder. I mean I need atleast 5 mins to pee, wash my hands properly, fix my lip gloss, chat with girlfriends etc. But guys are so quick that I wonder if most of thme really wash thier hands with soap! ick!

A) Some do, some don't. But to think about taking a leak, unless the guy actually pisses on his hands, all he's touching is skin, so there's not much a reason to wash, as it's no more different than touching your arm or face, and pissing for us doesn't take anywhere near five minutes unless we're really holding it in. As for taking a dump, washing hands afterwards is always a must, and I think most people do wash after that. Also, it's more or less understood code that guys don't socialize in the bathroom, nor do we need to fix our lips or makeup. Hair maybe, but that's about the extent of our vanity issues, at least when we're not shaving or something.

Do you think it’s weird to chit chat with someone in the stall next to you??

Q) While using the bathroom? I am not talking about strangers at a restaurant or anything like that, that would be a little freaky, lol. I am talking about at work. When you go into the bathroom and someone’s in there, do you chit chat?

A) If it's someone I talk with on a personal basis and I have something to say that I would not want everyone in the office to over hear, yes I would chat and I do not think it is weird. It is weird if you normally do not speak to the person a a personal level. I also would not make small talk, that is also weird in that situation.

Talking on cell phones in the bathroom?

Q) What is this about? I just went to the bathroom at work (I work at a hospital) and a girl was chatting away on her phone while on the toliet! Anyone else completely uncomfortable when this happens? nanny4hap: actually cell phones are now allowed in public areas of the hospital - cafeterias, offices, waiting rooms, bathrooms (obviously). just not in the ICU, CCU, NICU, ED, and X-ray because of the sensitive nature of the equipment.

A) Yes! This is so gross. Do these people invite their friends into their bathrooms at home to carry on conversations? Yuck! Not only does this make the caller have to listen to all the bathroom noises, but it's just unsanitary. I've noticed that most people that talk on their phone while they're going to the bathroom neglect to wash their hands afterwords. There's also the chance of dropping the phone in the toilet! I don't think there are many phone conversations that can't wait the 2 minutes it takes for one person to hang up, use the bathroom, wash her/his hands, and then call the person back!

Do you follow your significant other to the bathroom when either one of you take a shower?

Q) I have a friend who follows his girlfriend to the bathroom when she showers, many times. I am not sure if they chat in the room or take turns after one is done with the shower. Is this normal? I am 23 FYI

A) It isn't 'abnormal'. If we are in a conversation, then I might follow my wife in. Otherwise I don't. Maybe there is some hanky panky going on. Or maybe just an excuse to see each other nekkid, which is always fun.

What do women talk about when they are in the bathroom?

Q) Our first meeting I met her to just hang out and get to know her better and find out that she was also waiting for one of her close friends(along with close friend's bf). I felt like I was on a double date. It was kinda weird but flattering. I mean it's an introduction! Then they both go the bathroom together and I just talk to her close friend's bf to just chat. What's going on?

A) We talk about wether your a nice guy, cute, funny, etc.... but we also talk about sex and if you'll get lucky or not! We'll at least I do with my friend's.

Advice needed for a chat room novice.?

Q) I'm a fairly proficient PC user, but I've never before had the time or inclination to check out chat rooms. I've been laid up recently with a back injury and thought it would be fun to check out "chatting". I MUST be going to the wrong places because all I come up with are a bunch of people that say REALLY dumb stuff totally unrelated to the topic of the chat. I'm not a prude AT ALL, but these chats seem to engage in an inordinate amount of off-color juvenile bathroom humor. I went to a couple of them tonight at Yahoo Chat that were supposed to be about Diabetes (which I have). Again, it was just a bunch of people that never said a single word about diabetes. Are there some legitimate places I can be directed to that are true chats about specific subjects, or am I just an old coot? Thanks.

A) you must understand one thing when visiting these rooms, the chatters there typically chat there EVERY day so they dont always talk about that specific subject. The will be more then welcoming to new users once the user has shown to be mature and able to hold a decent conversation. Because they chat there everyday there will be a form of online friendship between many... attacking verbally or vocally one of them typically causes the others to join in their defense. Try joining the same room (regardless of the room) and sit for a bit to read whats being typed... perhaps join that same room for a day or two in order to see who the regulars are and what the conversation is and if you like it. If not there are hundreds of other rooms, you will find one that you find particularly inviting and mature to your level. Good Luck

Is there any way to chat with Emma Watson?

Q) " I'm a great fan of Emma Watson(who acts as Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter franchise). I love her dearly and I'll do anything to chat with her. She looks so pretty, so cute, so damn sexy! I just wish I could date her for once! At times, I feel like crying because I can't get her. I know I'm not of her caliber (in terms of wealth, glamor etc.) but my love for her knows no boundaries. It was "love at first sight" for me, when I saw her acting in the Sorcerer's Stone itself. I jump, cry and howl for her everyday in my bathroom... its too bad that I won't be able to see her, because she's way out of reach for me. So, I just wish I could chat with her, tell her that I love her dearly, express my feelings for her... I LOVE YOU EMMA!!!!!" This was written by one of my friends named Kurt. He really loves her, and just wishes he could chat with her. So if any of you guys/gals out there know any way to chat with her Live, please do tell. My friend will be waiting...

A) There's no way

In chat we observe that there is a race of snaching femal partners to satisfy thrust of sex?What's your view!

Q) While I was going on chat I saw a number of feelings of chatters that everyone can see on the walls of Colleges Bathrooms or In public Urinals Spots. It clears the mentality and dissatisfection of everyones sexul behaviours.

A) Only the worst of people write on a public bathroom urinal. Those opinions don't reflect the 'mentality' of the majority.